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Old 20th August 2009, 19:19
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Question The station commandments.

Stations are good places to us. They are spiritual in a way.
According to the operating companies, all enthusiasts are terrorists with rocket launchers under their anoraks or something.
If they were at the head of a religion, heres what I think their commandments would look like.
1. Obey orders from our staff even though we don't own the station.
2. No photographs of the trains or station. This is a sin.
3. No notes on trains as they pass. This is a sin.
4. No tupper ware and other stereotypical equipment. This is a sin.
5. Keep well away from the stations unless catching a train.
6. Video cameras are apparently ileagal.
7. asking about trackwork is a sin.
8. asking about more than three trains is a sin.
9. Steam is eeeeeevil!
10. Heritage is eeeeeeevil!

Whats the world comming to?
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