Not entirely sure this would make my journey more pleasant.
i.e. Waiting for some jobsworth to come along with a head-cam accusing me of breaking some obscure by-law.
- Looking at the Engine in a funny way.
- Loitering on the platform with intent to catch a train.
- Creasing a railway ticket.
Not fogetting that old favourite:- "Do not clean soot off the window"
(if anyone remembers those felt tip pen modified signs:- "Do not lean out of the window")