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Originally Posted by ccmmick

Very funny Dave
The one i like is Tommy Cooper's old joke.

Man goes in fish shop with a fish under his arm
He say's to the man behind the counter have you got any fish cakes the man replies no we haven't
Oh thats a shame he says it's his birthday today .

ccmmick.

A huge rough looking man walks into a fish & chip shop and says cod and chips.
The man behind the counter says the fish won't be long, with that the rough man grabs him by the neck and says well it had better be fat then.