Good one here's another one.
A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.
He orders a drink and the barmaid asks why are you wearing a pork pie on your head.
The man replies it's a long-running family tradition we always wear pork pies on our heads on tuesday.
The barmaid remarks then I have some bad news for you it's wednesday
The man says oh dear i must look like a real fool

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