P*****g on hot metal is a popular subject on this forum Chris:) We managed to steer this discussion in that direction also: http://www.railwayforum.net/showthread.php?t=1486

I know this is a railway forum but p*** is p*** and one of the products I carried from BP was Isophorone and I used to take it to Fisons at Harston near Cambridge.It smelt like cat p*** and I was ordered off three cafe parks on my way down from Hull until I eventually found an isolated corner of a cafe park near Huntingdon - and I got my own table inside.:D