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Old 16th July 2009, 19:44
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The guard is the man
Who sits in the van
Which rides at the back of the train.

The driver up front
Thinks the guard is a c***
And the guard thinks the driver's the same.

(Quoted from a wee book of Scottish railway poetry!)
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