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Stationmaster Jay 15th July 2009 12:25

Just to say hello
 
A ticket clerk once told me . . .
Of a porter who got drunk
And mislaid a gent’s umbrella and a Saratoga trunk
He’d been a loyal railwayman
Since joining as a lad
Yet still was sacked for the sense he lacked
With no severance pay, by gad !

The erstwhile porter, broken-hearted . . .
Knew not what to say
Sobbing, he went home to bed and never woke next day
“I’ll warrant he lost the will to live,” said I
Trying not to weep
“Oh, he didn’t die,” was the clerk’s reply
“He just couldn’t get off to sleep”

Jay

locojoe 15th July 2009 13:47

Welcome to the forum Jay. good joke.

TRP 15th July 2009 19:00

Good one Jay. Welcome to the forum.

Tony

pavorossi 15th July 2009 19:55

Hello and welcome to the forum Jay.

DSY011 15th July 2009 21:37

Hello Jay and welcome to the Railway Forum. Enjoyed the little ditty.

48111 16th July 2009 12:31

Welcome to the forum Jay.
Nice one :D


48111

G6 UXU 16th July 2009 16:03

Hello Jay and welcome to the forum, enjoy and all the best.

6678bjm 16th July 2009 16:13

Hello Jay and welcome to the Railway Forum
Regards

John H-T 20th July 2009 21:21

Welcome to the Forum Jay. Look forward to more poems!

Best wishes,

John H-T.


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